Hi, this is Alex, and in the next 6 minutes I'm going to basically spit in the face of every self righteous "IM guru,"

SEO ADVICE COLUMNIST AND GOOGLE BOOT LICKER YOUVE EVER LISTENED TO...

Show you why the latest and greatest plug-in, SEO tricks and the unique content myth could be murdering online income...

And teach you (as weird as this sounds) how you can use tine little 6 liner paragrapns to build a "black hole" type site that sucks attention and traffic & cash like a freaking hoover, and refuses to let go